When tourists Jaywalk
I’m all like:
When I jaywalk, I’m all like:
Cartoon by Zachary Kanin. For more: http://nyr.kr/13Ewa8J
I die; conversations I have had multiple times regarding this topic:
1) Them: “wow, you’re good with babies, they seem to really love you”
Me: “yes, I have a really symmetrical face and apparently babies really like that”
2) Dude: “you’re really beautiful”
Me: “yes, I have a very symmetrical face so science compels you to think that”
Me, when I discover the girl who snagged a guy I like is incredibly boring and not particularly smart.
Cuz sometimes I just want to cuddle without you trying to touch my boobs.