When tourists Jaywalk
I’m all like:
When I jaywalk, I’m all like:
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Cartoon by Zachary Kanin. For more: http://nyr.kr/13Ewa8J
I die; conversations I have had multiple times regarding this topic:
1) Them: “wow, you’re good with babies, they seem to really love you”
Me: “yes, I have a really symmetrical face and apparently babies really like that”
2) Dude: “you’re really beautiful”
Me: “yes, I have a very symmetrical face so science compels you to think that”
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Cuz sometimes I just want to cuddle without you trying to touch my boobs.
(Source:thisiswhyimbroke.com)
